Score: 8

"Calm down people, damn."

submission: Agony: The Portal

date: August 11, 2009

Before I review the game I'd like to say; seriously people calm the hell down about the donation items. Since I'm guessing 95% or more of you that are complaining about it have never even tried to make a flash game, heres a quick little thing to think about.
You just spent a total of 60 hours in 2 weeks just making a game. Probably another 10 hours testing it the next week. You put the game up on newgrounds and what do you get for it? Nothing but some useless reviews that are either completely negative or just useless like "datz wuzes awesomes *insert more bad grammar*" So whats wrong with giving the people the OPTION to play your game with a few extra items if they just make a small donation to the game you just busted your ass to make? You dont have to do it if you don't want to so stop whining about it.

Now for the actual game review.
It was a rather entertaining game for a while, but it did get a bit repetitive. Although it did get a little more different once you got past the stages labeled mediocre.
The art was simple yet very satisfying, although the goblin (or what ever they where) they appeared in a bit to much of the game and they would just change color and get a new weapon. The art for the weapons and armors where very nice though, well when they actually changed that is.
The leveling system was nice, but the magic was very under powered but then again I guess it wouldnt very difficult if you could just cast a spell and kill everything on screen.
Overall it was a great game, just a bit repetitive and the item where to random. I really liked this and I hope you decide to make a sequel.

Score: 10

"Just another Zombie game? I think not!"

submission: More Zombies

date: August 7, 2009

Well what can I say this game was just great, I loved everything about it. The art was nice and I liked that it went for a kind of comic book type cut scenes, the music was actually pretty "In the mood" so to say and it didn't really get old like most flash game music. The number of dead bodies that fit just pile up is amazing too. All the different guns and what not where just great, and some of the very last weapons where quite creative.
Honestly theres just nothing I didn't like, well besides the lag after you get past 40 rounds of survival, but thats not your fault.
So overall it was just a great game.
P.S. Got myself 6th world wide with 164K, could have kept going but the amount of lag after wave 50 was ridiculous. O.o

Score: 10

"I've actually had that idea."

submission: Crotchless Chaps

date: August 6, 2009

This was filled with some pretty funny jokes, I won't ruin any but I can honestly say that I was laughing the entire time. The overall quality of the movie is good too, good animation and drawings, good voice acting, ect.
I was just a great flash.

Score: 3

"whoa calm down there skipper"

submission: Punh Out jogging music

date: April 17, 2009

dude ease up on the distortion back away from the mic some and frankly dont tremolo out the faster parts. and the power cords in the background are far over powering lower the volume and give them a cleaner sound.

Score: 10

"best theme song ever"

submission: Half Beard theme

date: March 23, 2009

i downloaded this and played it on my MP3 player all day when i shaved half my beard.

Score: 10

"i dont normally do this..."

submission: NSMB - Castle V2

date: March 18, 2009

i got to say its pretty impressive when i hear a song in a flash and actually like it so much that i listen to it in the audio portal. i commend you on your work.