Score: 8

"Calm down people, damn."

submission: Agony: The Portal

date: August 11, 2009

Before I review the game I'd like to say; seriously people calm the hell down about the donation items. Since I'm guessing 95% or more of you that are complaining about it have never even tried to make a flash game, heres a quick little thing to think about.
You just spent a total of 60 hours in 2 weeks just making a game. Probably another 10 hours testing it the next week. You put the game up on newgrounds and what do you get for it? Nothing but some useless reviews that are either completely negative or just useless like "datz wuzes awesomes *insert more bad grammar*" So whats wrong with giving the people the OPTION to play your game with a few extra items if they just make a small donation to the game you just busted your ass to make? You dont have to do it if you don't want to so stop whining about it.

Now for the actual game review.
It was a rather entertaining game for a while, but it did get a bit repetitive. Although it did get a little more different once you got past the stages labeled mediocre.
The art was simple yet very satisfying, although the goblin (or what ever they where) they appeared in a bit to much of the game and they would just change color and get a new weapon. The art for the weapons and armors where very nice though, well when they actually changed that is.
The leveling system was nice, but the magic was very under powered but then again I guess it wouldnt very difficult if you could just cast a spell and kill everything on screen.
Overall it was a great game, just a bit repetitive and the item where to random. I really liked this and I hope you decide to make a sequel.

Score: 10

"Just another Zombie game? I think not!"

submission: More Zombies

date: August 7, 2009

Well what can I say this game was just great, I loved everything about it. The art was nice and I liked that it went for a kind of comic book type cut scenes, the music was actually pretty "In the mood" so to say and it didn't really get old like most flash game music. The number of dead bodies that fit just pile up is amazing too. All the different guns and what not where just great, and some of the very last weapons where quite creative.
Honestly theres just nothing I didn't like, well besides the lag after you get past 40 rounds of survival, but thats not your fault.
So overall it was just a great game.
P.S. Got myself 6th world wide with 164K, could have kept going but the amount of lag after wave 50 was ridiculous. O.o

Score: 10

"I've actually had that idea."

submission: Crotchless Chaps

date: August 6, 2009

This was filled with some pretty funny jokes, I won't ruin any but I can honestly say that I was laughing the entire time. The overall quality of the movie is good too, good animation and drawings, good voice acting, ect.
I was just a great flash.

Score: 6

"I dont see what everyone is complaining about"

submission: Pixel Grower

date: August 6, 2009

I thought it was okay, just a tad bit boring after a while. I easily got 10,000 pixels and there was no detection problems. All you really do it slowly wave your mouse back and forth. I guess it did get a little bit to much of a difficulty spike though.
Overall it was okay, just not very interesting.

Score: 7

"Good for a little while"

submission: Demolition City

date: August 5, 2009

It's a pretty good idea for a game, could have been a bit better though. There was nothing outstanding art or music wise, it was passable. The mechanics used where okay just a bit buggy here and there. Wasn't really all that hard but wasn't to easy either.
Overall it was okay, nothing super fantastic just okay.

Score: 10

"Defintly new"

submission: You Only Live Once

date: August 4, 2009

This is defiantly something new, and its pretty funny. I really wasn't expecting the game to take things so literal. It's also funny to read reviews of people who can't seem to figure out what it means to delete your browser data.

Score: 6

"Ehh just another zombie fight"

submission: Zombie Q

date: July 31, 2009

Nothing to new or special going on in this really, it was just your run of the mill zombie fight. It features all the elements, complete lack of realism, lack of story or characters that matter, and of course zombies being killed.
It was a good flash it just wasn't anything special, the animation was okay, the music was ehh, the sounds where good enough, and it changed moods a few time which is a good thing.
So overall it was fine it just wasn't anything to special or new.

Score: 10

"Excellent!"

submission: S13 - I Want It! Syndrome

date: July 29, 2009

Honestly this is one of the best flash movies I've seen all year, and probably is the best I've seen all summer.
The drawing and animation was just so smooth and clean. The voices where awesome and I personally like that it was in Russian. The music was great too.
Then of course the overall story was just funny and entertaining while still keeping a point.
You've come a long way since your first S13 and I hope you keep improving.

Score: 8

"Very nice"

submission: NINJA Brawl

date: July 28, 2009

It's good to see a new double dragon type side scrolling fighting game. It's a rather nice and simple game. The art was good, nothing to special but good enough. I didn't really have any problems with collision detection or anything which is a must for a game like this.
The music was good and kept the mood.
The level up system and new attacks/combos was very balanced and kept the game a steady pace instead of just dominating or losing horribly.
The extra characters where a nice addition as well.
Overall is was a great game, nothing mind blowing but something that a lot of people could play.

Score: 3

"puzzle game nothing"

submission: Vorago

date: July 22, 2009

Quite frankly I'm just going to say this is far from a puzzle game, all this is, is a click everything and everything and hope that you find something game. everything I found in this game was by complete luck. Everything is lined by black colored with more black and filter with you guessed it black. everything just look exactly the same in this game. I got to the gas station and that was the end of that. And the few parts of the story I did get to was enough to determine that this was filled just horrible voice acting, the characters would be as followed the whiny complain husband, the wife that you wished would just die, the dick head sheriff, the pot head, and the annoying kid and/or devil child.
Honestly I was really hoping for a good game, but this was just a horrible excuse for a game. I'm sorry it didn't work out for, you better luck next time.